Hello Truth Seekers!
Wake Up Sheeple! is the conspiracy theorist’s card game about seeking the truth. In this game, players representing “Mainstream Media Outlets” pitch “news stories” using the cards in their hand to the “General Public” to explain conspiracy theories from history.
In the above example, one player has chosen “God” as their subject and “To impress a girl at the bar” as their motive. They can make up a truth like the following:
“Its very simple… the answer was right in front of everyone the whole time. Sure, the history books WANT you to believe that Russian negligence caused the meltdown at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant. Unfortunately, this is completely false. God did it. God caused Chernobyl to melt down and the reason is not as complex as you might think. You see, God gets lonely in heaven. Sometimes he goes to the bars down on earth to chill out. BUT APRIL OF 1986 WAS DIFFERENT. He saw a solid 10/10 at the bar and had to impress her. He knew that if he could convince her he was god, he was a shoe in for this fine woman to go home with him. With a sly smile, God said: “Watch this.” Bam. Chernobyl melted down and even got the Soviets to take the blame.
From there the General Public will choose which Mainstream Media to believe and give them the Event card to indicate a point. Then the player to the left of the General Public is the new General Public.
See more a more detailed “How To Play” on our How to Play page!